Expat World Saves You From The Extraterrestrial World with...
ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCE
Expat World's insurance arm has developed a new policy – a $100,000,000 Alien Abduction Insurance Policy. EW found this to be a hole that needed filling and in following an entrepreneur's axiom has decided to fill it.
The Editor and his right hand person, notice I didn't say man, visited the famous Wycliff Road House of Wycliff, Northern Territories, Australia. This road his is in the middle of nowhere about 100 miles south of Tennant Creek, on the Stuart Highway in the desert of the Northern Territory. Nothing much there but a road house with alien statues near the gas pumps and a bar/restaurant filled with UFO sightings stories from local encounters and from encounters around the world. It is also your one stop shop for UFO paraphenalia - sweatshirts, t-shirts and the like.
Taking into consideration what we found in Wycliff, as well as being a general believer in life being present somewhere else in this univers (just by the law of averages alone), EW decided that the Earth World needed some financial protection against an abduction by an alien from an extraterrestrial world.
Considering the number of people already reporting sightings and also abductions, there is prima facie evidence that we are already being visited. The military, airline pilots, law enforcement officers, respected members of the community, celebrities and ordinary Joe and Joy Six Pack have reported sightings, encounters and abductions. EW has devised a most innovative approach to Alien Abduction Insurance.
POLICY TERMS AND CONDITIONS
The Alien Abduction Insurance Policy pays U.S. Dollars one-hundred million ($100,000,000) if you can PROVE you've been abducted by an extraterrestrial alien and offers a double indemnity clause for a few conditions like if the alien refused to practice safe sex. For the policy to pay out the abductee needs to produce a pretty high standard of proof - to discourage fraudulent claims from demented, wacko, UFO chasing individuals.
The abductee is required to document the date of abduction, the lciense number and registration number of the alien vehicle, the mileage traveled and obtain the signature of the 'authorized head abductor alien.' Payout is ONLY by the pay-out schedule as indicated on the policy certificate.
This alien abduction insurance policy besides protecting you and your family is a great gift for someone who has everything or for the gag gift we all give from time to time for a myriad of reasons. You can almost bet that it won't be a gift like a 'toaster' which five have been received already or like the tie that never gets used or displayed. This policy when given as a gift will give you more mileage than a Volkswagen. And at the LIFETIME premium charge of US $20, you can afford to insure the whole family, friends, harem or neighborhood. Either insure them or insure yourself with them as the beneficiary.
To be eligible for the Alien Abduction Insurance you must complete the downloadable application along with paying your $20 premium to Expat World.
You will receive a beautiful, full color, suitable for framing, Alien Abduction Policy.